A new way to cook a steak???

Let me see? Can I affort steak? Grilled cheese? Will it do? First boil a few weiners, slice them in two, longside, 3 is fine for one grilled cheese. Put butter on two slices of bread, heat a pan, then put one slice of bread buttered side down, add a slice of process cheese, lign up the weiners, top it with the other slice of bread buttered side up, then filp over once the first side is toasted, then when both sides are toasted just enjoy. ;) SB